Batman v Bernieman

So the folks all over the world gettin mad hype for Spiderman v Aquaman. I'm hype too. But you know what's more important than material things? The Apple Butter folks. We needa get Bernman to go to the Paw Paw cookout. We needa sign the petition folks. But we gotta make sure that Bernguy wins this election. He gotta swing on em like Bruce Wayne. Batman vs Supadupa. Donny the typa sucka to crunch up a bag a Doritos. Donny the typa guy to not eat the pasta linguini. Donny the sucka to spoil Spiderman v Aquafriend. Swingin his whole life. Swing on em for Grandpa. He stay swingin'. I know this aint Grandpa but hey close enough.