RIP Ted Cruz

So everybody, Ted Cruz is done. He ran for the office like a real jabroni, he has pulled out. He spilled his famous chili all over Indiana. He is running home to Tejas as we speak. He even had Carly Fiorina as his VP. Now what lads? He through. Donny stayin' up on 'em. He really boutta win the nomination blokes. But look at Ted. Boi he in shambles. He got back from the chili cookout and just took a slip. RIP J3b Cruz