Donny's Big Adventure

So folks it's pretty clear that I've got it out for a boy named Donny. Donno is the epitome of schlumped. The wizard o' tricks. Boi a savage. Straight cheese son. He been throwing in the towel and throwing out the linguini. Doggy is the foe and Bennie is the champ. Bennie 2017. Ben Sandals is the masta o' disasta. Masta o tha pasta. The king o' swing, swingin on them fools. Bennnie is Zeus. Zoos is Berney. Barnie Sandwiched is gonna promise the best education, best jobs, best wages, best food, best roasts, and his album of greatest hits. It's pure and simple lads, Boonie is the main lad. He's the least wack. Big mac. Donny straight wack. Fin.