Bernie Sander's Dank Fan Club

Ayy chums what up this the last one my dudes. Thanks 4 eating all the pasta linguini. Thanks for bein a John Goodman and not a John Badman.

Punks and lads I say whats up, and to the girl who dropped her Starbucks... pick it up. Dr G is the homie yes he is cool, he didn't buy...

Ayy George get outta here wit yo corny self. Lads I know it aint Friday but I wanna leave y'all with a poem. Slam poetry for Corny...

Alright lads here we go again, the dank fan club is every blokes friend. Since day one I make the daily roasts, and to all the punk...

Chums and lads, where the teeth? Can't find 'em. Boi he flexible too. He remind me of someone... Every time he sing he aint showin teeth....

Yo punk suckas here we go... The election is gettin pretty wild my bois, Pandora karaoke is that real stank noize. Boi boutta have a...

So lads, its a somber day. Yesterday John Craisins threw in the towel. He began to weep lads. Johnny is out folks. Donny is well on his...

So everybody, Ted Cruz is done. He ran for the office like a real jabroni, he has pulled out. He spilled his famous chili all over...

So the bloke John Kasich really puttin it down folks, the kid has got a big appetite. He really chowin lads. But wait a second lads......

So lads Bernie done had a hotdog eating contest. It's lookin like a close one friends, he eating as fast as he can but he aint fast...