3,2,1, EAT!

So lads Bernie done had a hotdog eating contest. It's lookin like a close one friends, he eating as fast as he can but he aint fast enough, he mad chowin. Someone get my boi some milk, he need to wash it all down with some milk. Boi he ready on 'em. It's comin down to tha wire lads, Boonie dont even need the ketchup, what he need is to ketch up you know what I'm sayin. He boutta lose unless boi take a sip o that milk. People gatherin from all around to watch this slugfest blokes, mad action. No relish either, no spicy mustard, and hold the mayo. Get the heimlich ready lads. Berno comin out on top.