Boi need that heimlich!

So the bloke John Kasich really puttin it down folks, the kid has got a big appetite. He really chowin lads. But wait a second lads... Take a closer look. Boi look like he chokin lads. Someone betta get mah boi some milk! Get that heimlich goin my blokes! Dude not even chewin his food folks. He just mad grubbin my dudes. Gettin those bell peppers lodged in the wrong places blokes. Help a brotha out my dudes. Wait... boi took a sip of the milk... he chillin. The End.