Bernie Sander's Dank Fan Club

Yee folks not chimp, chump. So I was gone yesterday lads, chillin at the dentist. You know who I bumped into at the dentist? Donny. Dude...

So folks it's pretty clear that I've got it out for a boy named Donny. Donno is the epitome of schlumped. The wizard o' tricks. Boi a...

So as most y'all know Donny be hatin. He been lacin his Skechers up a little tight lately lads. Boy not drinkin out of his sippy cup...

So big guy won Wisconsin lads. Good times folks. They know he's the big cheese. You know Wisconsin keep on makin that cheese and dairy....

So hey folks, time to ketchup on some news. Berno y Hillary are agreein on a debate before that young NY Primary. This the homeland of...

So as many kids know yesterday was Wrestlemania. Stuff went ham, dudes went ape. But Bernie also went ham. He the ape. They caught...

So the folks all over the world gettin mad hype for Spiderman v Aquaman. I'm hype too. But you know what's more important than material...

So the grand pooba Bern keep swining on dem broads. He keepin an even keel on em, he gonna win slow and steady like the tortoise. Apple...

So if y'all haven't heard yet Grandpa took that W in Utah and Idaho yesterday. He swooped in for those wins, he slammed it down. It went...

So folks the Don keeps speakin his slander and I'm boutta swing on some suckas. Waitin for Spring Break son, cuz I pity the fool and the...