Sizzler Chump

So last night was the debate in Brooklyn lads. Bernie's hometown. His place o' birth. Meanwhile the broad that's running against him keep on making stupid remarks folks, I have never had so much MAD HEAT. Hillary givin me angst so much. But you what, it don't matter how many linguine you eat, how many Lamborghinis you vroom, how many Pandora stations you sing to, or how much apple buttah you own. Nothin gonna save you from the lady as President. Worse than the Caillou 2016. Worse than the Linguine 4 President. The ramifications lads. You know what the homie Donkey Kong too, he a fool. You best not vote for this chum either, he a skeeza. Dude probably give Donny free Sizzler. Wat a flook. That salad bar been sittin with the same food since it opened.

This election is legendary lads. As they say at am/pm folks "too much good stuff". Bernie stay above the fools, keep his cool, never eat at Sizzler and stay swingin'. Regulatin' and never hatin' chums. He had his milk this morning chumps and he boutta strike on 'em. Make the others stay lyin' in chalk chums.